我不是明星第3季總決賽的經典臺詞

張思樂介紹助陣嘉賓的時候說：就算爸爸在臺下，但是他也是你超越不了的男神。

趙屹鷗對金圣權說，評價一下韓磊剛剛的演唱，金圣權說：太牛了。

趙屹鷗吃驚的說：從你音樂界的`專業人士來說。

金圣權說：太牛了。鷗哥你來評價下。

趙屹鷗說：太牛了。

林德信：演唱一首《恰似你的溫柔》，這首歌是媽媽當初介紹的。

我不是明星最新一期精選經典臺詞

《我不是明星》最新一期經典臺詞：

【第1句】：水均益：我的爸爸是央視電臺主持人，國際新聞記者水均益。

【第2句】：句號：我和她爸爸(水均益)合坐過，去年一塊兒坐著喝過酒。

【第3句】：謝霆鋒：只要你們熬過去，就會讓更多的人認識你。

【第4句】：王志飛：這行(唱歌)出的事比咱們圈中出的事要多。

【第5句】：王志飛：可能是初生牛犢吧。

房祖名助陣姜氏兄妹，房祖名爆料成龍讓他幫忙吊威亞

如今對于觀眾來說，吊威亞已經不是什么稀奇的詞匯了，在很多影視劇中觀眾都能看到一些人在空中飛來飛去好像不受地心引力控制，也全是因為吊了威亞。不過吊威亞是件技術活，吊在半空的人的性命幾乎全掌握在拉威亞的人手上，所以拉威亞的人也都必須是專業人員。但在本期《我不是明星》的舞臺上，房祖名卻爆料自己第一次拍戲就因為老爸成龍的指點跑去幫好友陳柏霖拉威亞了。

房祖名說：“我2004年拍第一部戲，我爸就送了我一幅手套說當演員如果有空可以順便幫一下工作人員，所以我有幫陳柏霖拉過威亞。不過拉過一次之后我就發現確實很困難，還是做演員好。”也正是在這部戲里，房祖名和陳柏霖成為了“過命”的好兄弟，節目現場除了爆料為陳柏霖拉威亞，房祖名還在曝光自己的'背包時坦言：“我的包是特別定制的，全世界只有三個，一個是JC就是我，一個是BC就是陳柏霖，還有一個EC是陳奕迅。”

浙江衛視《我不是明星》最新一期經典臺詞由為您搜集整理，王也的父親王志飛其實也是苦心頗多，他想讓兒子從事演藝事業，只是希望自己以后可以多幫著他點兒。但是鳥兒長大了，總是要靠自己的翅膀飛翔的，不再是父母懷中的雛兒。

關于明星的作文3篇

有的人夢想是想當醫生，有的人是想當老師，而我的夢想是相當明星。那么，今天，小編給大家分享的是我想當明星作文，供大家閱讀參考。

　　篇一:我想當明星

每個人都有自己的愿望，我也不例外，下面我就給大家文案我的愿望吧！

我的愿望變化無窮，小時候想當老師，大一點兒又想當護士……可現在，我有了自己要追求的愿望了，那就是——我要當明星！

我的愿望可不是一場白日夢，這可是我下定決心要實現的一個美好愿望呦！

我的愿望始于一次明星演唱會。去年元旦的時候我在比我大幾歲的'姐姐家玩耍。玩累了，我們打開電視機，一邊吃零食，一邊看電視。“姐姐，我要看湖南衛視《快樂大本營》！”我對姐姐說。“好好好，你這個電視迷！”姐姐點了一下我的鼻頭，幫我調到了湖南衛視臺。

我高興極了，正要看，卻見電視中正播放《明星演唱會》，我不禁有些氣妥。可是，我看見姐姐嘴里跟著電視中哼著旋律，還不是要幾下頭，一副很癡迷的樣子。無奈，我也只好跟著姐姐聽了起來。

可是，事情并沒有我想象中的那么糟。聽了沒多久，我也情不自禁的停笨拙地哼了起來。原來，音樂竟有這么大的魔力呀！

看著那些大人輕松地在幾十萬人的目光下唱著歌，我好奇地問姐姐：“姐姐，這些明星為什么要唱歌呀？”姐姐笑著對我說：“你這個小鬼頭，什么問題都提的出，你不知道這些人一旦成了名，別人請他們唱歌，一次要好幾千，好幾萬呢！”“哇！這么多錢呀！”我驚奇地睜大了眼睛。“那當然。要不然，怎么這么多人想當超女、超男？好不是想象這些明星一樣？”姐姐說。“哇，當明星這么好呀！”從那以后。“我長大要當明星”這個念頭就深深地扎在了我的心中。

明星在我心中比任何職位都要好百倍，當明星只要動一動嘴，就可以賺好多錢，還能擁這么多“粉色”，受人崇拜……光想一想，就美死我了。

我一定要當上明星！！！

　　篇二：我想當明星

我想“星”的愿望從我五歲的時候就開始了,那是因為有一次我看了《銀河之星大擂臺》的節目,被小選手的歌聲所吸引了。從那時起，我就想當一名給大家帶來快樂的小歌星。

我非常喜歡唱歌，因為歌聲可以給我帶來快樂和自信。我希望我的歌聲能給大家帶來歡笑，讓疲勞了一天的人們有一種輕松的感覺。我還希望我的歌聲走遍大江南北，跨越長江黃河，飛入千家萬戶，讓大家的生活更加豐富多彩。

我把這個想法告訴了媽媽，媽媽說：“想當‘星’就得好好學習，學習豐富的知識，才能實現你的愿望。”我聽了媽媽的話，我想，我一定要朝這方面發展。現在，我已經開始學習聲樂了，我要實現我的夢想。

　　篇三:我想當明星

我只是一個普普通通，上三年級的小人物，可我的理想可是很遠大的。

有人長大后想當醫生，有人想當主持人，還有人想當老師等等，可我想當一名能歌善舞的明星，為甚麼呢、因為我想走在紅地毯上，讓媒體盡情去拍吧。

我知道當明星要考電影學院，很難，但我不知怎麼了，越困難，我就越想當明星，我知道有人會說你瘋了，但是我就想當明星。為甚麼世界有那多人能當明星，我們就不行能，再說我們是00后，比他們還好呢。

《蛇蝎女傭第一季》第01集的經典臺詞大全

Ithinkwhatyoupeopledoisheroic.

Youwashclothesyoucan'tafford.

Youpolishsilveryouwillneverdinewith.

Youmopfloorsforpeoplewhodon'tbother

tolearnyourlastname,

andstill,youdaretodreamofabetterlife.

Iaminaweofyourdeterminationtosucceed

inthisgreatcountryofours.

Thatsaid...

Ifyoudon'tstopscrewingmyhusband,

I'mgoingtohaveyoudeported.

Comprende?

Good.

Adrian?

Istheresomethingyou'dliketosaytoFlora?

I'msorrythatIallowedmyselftobeseduced.

Repeatedly.

Obviously,fromthismomentforward,

whenIaskyoutodothewindows,

youwilldothem.

Oh,Evelyn,howareyou?

Notgreat.Ijustfoundoutmymaidhas"feelings"

formyhusband.

It'snuts,right?

Imean,whywouldanyonefallinlovewithAdrian?

You'llhavetoforgivemywife.

She'sdrunk...andevil.

Aah!

Aah!

Ithinkwe'rejustaboutdonehere,

andweshouldbeoutofyourwayinafewminutes.

Uh...Idon'tunderstand.Whatdoyoumean,you'redone?

Well,wecollectedalltheevidence,

andwehaveasuspectincustody.

Butallthisbloodonthefurniture,

andthecarpeting...

Don'tworry,ma'am.Wehavephotosofeverything.

Allright,people.Packitup.Let'sgetgoing.

Idon'tcareaboutphotos!

Idon'tcareaboutevidence!

Mymaidwasmurdered!

Ma'am?

Well,whoisgoingtocleanallthisup?

4500:04:27,851-->00:04:31,860"Diostodopoderoso...

Yescuchaasusoraciones.

Escuchaatugente...

Diostodopoderoso..."

WehavetogotothePolice.

Areyoucrazy?

TheyneedtoknowthetruthaboutFlora.

Why?Theyalreadyarrestedsomeone.

Well,maybehedidn'tdoit.MaybeFlorawaskilled,

'causeofwhatshewasdoing.

Ifwegotothecops,

they'llaskwhywedidnothingtostopher.

Mami'sright.Wecouldgetintrouble.

Iwishshenevertoldus.

ThiswasFlora'ssecret.Isayweletitdiewithher.

Sothejobrequirescooking,cleaning,

takingourclothestothecleaners.

Doingwhatneedstobedone.

Exactly.

And,uh,we'rehopingtofindsomeonetolivein.

Asithappens,that'sthesituation

thatI'mlookingfor.

Terrific.

Doyouhaveanyquestionsforme,Mrs.Stafford?

Youdon'thaveanaccent.

ShouldI?

I'venevermetamaidwhodidn'thaveanaccent.

IwasbornhereinL.A.

Yousoundlikeyouwenttocollege.

Thankyou.

Wouldyouexcuseusforamoment?

Giveusjustasecond.

Shehasattitude.

Becauseshedoesn'thaveanaccent?

Ijustdon'tlikeher,okay?IwantLupeback.

Youknowthatcan'thappen.

Whydoyourefusetotakemyside?

I'mgettingsosickofthis.

Mrs.Stafford.

Iwantthisjob.SoI'llmakeyouadeal.

Afteraweek,ifyou'renotsatisfiedwithmywork,

orifyouthinkIstillhaveattitude,

I'llleave.

Noquestionsasked.

That'saverygenerousoffer,

andwewouldbefoolsnottoacceptit.

Whereisshe?Inherroom.

Howmanypillsdidshetake?Notsure.Maybethewholebottle.

Remi,thankGodyou'rehere.

Mom,it'sme.

Goaway!

Nowdon'tbelikethat,mom.

We'llgetyoutothehospital

andgetyourstomachpumped,allright?

I'mtiredofbeinghumiliated.

Justletmedie.

Humiliated?

Jamallefther.

Mom,youweredatingourpoolboy?

I'vealwaysbeenpartialtoArmenians.

Youknowthat.

Onlythisoneturnedouttobesocruel.

Hesaidhewasembarrassedtointroducemetohisfriends.

HesaidIlookedlikeIwas40!

Well,that'snotbad,sinceyou'realmost【第60句】：

Ohh!Aah!

Mom,mom,mom,Irealizeyou'reupset,allright?

Butyoucan'tswallowabottleofpills,

everytimeaguyleavesyou.

Don'tyouseewhat'shappening?

I'mgettingolder.

Sonohandsomeman,willwantanythingtodowithme.

Andthesadtruthis,

I'mjustnotdesignedtobealone!

Mrs.Delatour?

Ifyou'relonely,maybeMr.Remicouldmovebackhome.

Buthe'sgoingtoschool.

JustU.S.C.,hecouldcommute.

It'sastunningidea,Remi.

Iwouldn'tevenknowhowtobedepressedwithyouhere.

Mom,if...ifIpromisetomovebackhome,

willyougotothehospital?

Absolutely.

Justletmeputmyfaceonfirst.

Don'twannascarethenurses.

Zoila,come.

Thatwassomequickthinkingthere.

JustgladIcouldhelp.

He'shere.

Welcomehome.Howwasthetour?

Long.

Ican'tbelieveI'mfinallymeetingAlejandroRubio.

Nowdon'tcomeontoostrong.

Relax.We'regonnabebestoffriends.

Andwhywouldhewannabefriendswiththemaid?

Haveyouseenme?

IsthisBonita'sreplacement?

Yes.

HernameisCarmen.

Oh.It'snicetohaveyouwithus,Carmen.

Hopefullyyouwon'tstealthesilver.

Notthatthere'sanylefttosteal.

Itissowonderfultomeetyou.

AndyoushouldknowIamyourbiggestfan,

andIamthrilledtobeworkingwithyou.

Go.I'lltakecareofthis.

Youdon'ttalktoAlejandro.

Youtalktome,thenItalktohim.

Ifhewantstospeaktoyou,

answerwithasfewwordsaspossible.

CanIatleastsay..."Goodmorning?"

No.

Hewilltellyouifit'sagoodmorning.

Igotsomegoodnewsyesterday.

Ifinallyfoundalawyerforimmigration.

HesaidthathecouldhelpmebringMigueltoAmerica.

Who'sMiguel?

That'sherkid.BackinGuadalajara.

But,uh...thereisaproblem.

Thislawyer...he'sinSanDiego.

HeonlycomestoLosAngelesonceamonth.

IcouldseehimFridayorSaturday,

butIneedadayoff.

I'vegotback-to-backappointmentsonFriday,

andSaturday,I'mbeinginterviewedby"ShowbizL.A."

Movetheinterview.

Orareyouafraidyou'dactuallyhavetospendtime

withourchild.Hey.

I'magoodmother,butI'vegottastayfocused,

nowthatIhaveafeaturecareer.

You'veonlybeeninthreemovies,

andyoubattledaliensintwoofthem.

Stopactinglikeyou'reDameJudiDench.

Itstillbeatsbeingasexsymbol,

forboredhousewives.

Hey,Iwontwo"SoapOperaDigest"awards.

Thefactthatyouthinkthat'simpressive,

makesmewannavomit,andweepforyou.

See...thethingaboutthislawyer,

he'stheonlyoneIcouldafford.

I'msorry,Rosie.Ijustcan'tspareyourightnow.

Buttakeitasacompliment.

Mylittleboyneedsyou.

TheD.A.Called.

They'refinallychargingthatwaiter,

withFlora'smurder.

That'sgoodnews.Don'tyouthink?

ForGodsake.

HowmuchmoreinfantilepoutingdoIhavetoputupwith?

I'msad.

Can'tIbesad?

Florawasthehelp.It'stimetosmileagain.

ShewasthemostexhilaratingwomanIhaveeverknown.

Thenyoushouldgetoutmore.

Iwasinlovewithher.

AndIwasteachinghertoloveme.

Youweren'ttheonlyman,Florawashavinganaffairwith.

Youdorealizethat,don'tyou?

Thatboytheyarrested...

Youthinkheactuallykilledher?

No.Butifwesayanything,

they'llstarttoexamineourlives,

andwecan'thavethat,now,canwe?

Sowedonothing?

Lessthannothing.

Mrs.Stafford,Ifinishedthelaundry.

Thanks.Uh,thekitchensinkisstoppedup.

Ifyoucouldtakecareofthat...

Areyouokay?

Uh,I'mjusthavingabadday.

Youwannatalkaboutit?

I'm...notsureyou'dunderstandthiskindofproblem.

Imayunclogdrainsforaliving,

butthatdoesn'tmeanI'mstupid,

andforwhatit'sworth,

myfriendssayIgivereallygoodadvice.

Whatdoyouthinkof...ourhouse?

It'sbeautiful.

Everychair,painting,andthrowpillow,

wascarefullychosenbyOliviaRice.

Isn'tsheafamousdecorator?

She'salsothefirstMrs.Stafford,

andaworld-classPsycho.

For20years,shemadeMichael'slifeunbearable...

Alwaysinsultinghim,screamingathim.

Sheevenslappedhimafewtimes.

Really?

Michaelhadtoporceher.

Buthestillfeltguilty.

HegaveOliviaeverythingsheaskedfor...

TheJaguar,thesummerhouse,Lupe.

Lupe?

Theirmaid.

Lovelywoman.

TheonlythingIaskedhimtofightfor,

butOliviawantedher,so...

So...

Whywereyoucrying?

IaskedMichaelifIcouldredecoratethisplace.

Youknow,makeitmyown.

Hesaidno.HethoughtitwouldoffendOlivia.

We'vebeenmarriedforsixmonths,

andshestillcomesfirst.

Idon'tknowhowmuchmoreofthisIcantake.

Anyway...

I'mreadyforthatgoodadvicenow.

Michaelchoseyou.

Whichmeansyouwon.

Herholdonhimwillweaken...

Eventually.

Inthemeantime,focusonwhat'simportant.

Youhaveyourhealth.

Youhavemoneytopayyourbills

andsomeonewhoadoresyou.

Inthegrandschemeofthings,

anex-wife'sthrowpillowsaren'tmuchofaproblem.

See?

Iknewyouwouldn'tunderstand.

I'mserious,Zoila.

Thisnewtherapistisagenius.

HecouldtellthatIneededtobeonmoodstabilizers,

withinfiveminutesofmeetingme.

Ittookhimthatlong?

Hey.What'sallthis?

Ithoughtyoumightlikesometea.

Oh.Thatwasniceofyou.

Whytwocups?

Oh!Uh...

I'msousedtopreparingthetrayforyourmom,

whenshehascompany.

IguessIwasn'tthinking.Sorry.

Well,hey,sinceyou'rehere,

whynotstayandhaveacupofteawithme?

Ifyouinsist.

Hi.

Hello.

Isawyoucomingout

oftheStaffordhousethismorning.

DidyoutakeoverforLupe?

Yes.I'mthenewmaid.

Oh.

LupetoldusMr.Stafford'snewwife,

isahotmess.

Whatdoyouthink?

Oh,she'sokay.Justabitinsecure.

God,isitawfulofmetogossipaboutmyemployers?

Honey,ifyou'regonnasitbyus,it'sarequirement.

Onetime,MissGenevieveaskedmetohandhershampoo,

whileshewasstillintheshower.

That'snotsobad.

Shewasn'talone.

Theywereinthereforanotherhour.

Thewholetime,I'mthinking,Lord,Ihavetocleanthat.

So...doyouknowallthemaidswhoworkaroundhere?

Sure.

Whataboutthegirlwhogotkilled?

HernamewasFlora.

Thathadtohavebeenashock.

Iwould'vebeenmoreshocked,ifshehadbeensomewhereelse.

Butthosepeoplesheworkedfor...

ThePowells?Whataboutthem?

They're...strange.

Inwhatway?

It'slate.Wehavetogetgoing.

Itwassonicetomeetyou,Marisol.

You,too.

Comeon,Rosie.

Venga.Venga,vengas.

Seeyouaround.

Yeah.

Whatiswrongwithyou,Rosie?

Yeah,atfirst,Iwasn'tsureaboutmovingbackhome.

Iforgothowniceitishere.

NoonewaitsonmebackattheFratHouse.

Ilikewaitingonyou.

Oh!

Youspilled.

Uh...

Uh...so...

Whatwouldyoulikeforbreakfasttomorrow?

I'dlovetocookforyou.

Oh.Uh,Idon'tknow.

Ilikeallsortsofthings.

DoyouknowhowtomakeFrenchToast?

No.ButI'meagertolearn.

Oh,I'mtellingyou,Taylor,

thehousehasbecomeadisasterarea.

I'vegotdirtydishesinthesink,

laundrypilingup.I'matmywit'send.

Whydon'tyoucalltheAgency?Havethemsendsomebody?

Itried.TheygavemeattitudebecauseFlorawasmurdered.

I'dunderstandifI'dhadafewmaidsslaughtered,

butI'veonlylosttheone.It'snotfair.

Icouldcomecleanyourhouse.

Imean,ifyou'rehavingtroublefindingsomeone.

Thatissosweet.

Thankyou,Lupe.

It'sMarisol.

IthoughthernamewasLupe.

Thatwasthepreviousmaid.

Oh,well,youcouldbehertwin.

ShelooksnothinglikeLupe.Ithoughtshehadworkdone.

Youthoughtourmaidhadplasticsurgery?

ForGodsake,Taylor.

Poorpeopleliketobepretty,too.

Comeoverinthemorning.Bringyourownsupplies.

Ihaveninebathrooms.We'llhavefun.

Whatisthat?

Oh,it'sjuiceforAlejandro.

Heaskedforjuice?

No,butIwaswatchinghimworkout,

andIthoughthemightbethirsty.

Youshouldbelookingatthisfilthykitchen,

notoutside.

What'swrong,Princess?

TheonlyreasonItookthisjob,

wassoIbecomefriendswithAlejandro,

andplayhimmymusic,butthat'snevergonnahappen,

ifthatlimpingbitchkeepsrunninginterference.

She'sjusttryingtoprotectAlejandro.

Fromme?

Ifthere'sonethingOdessaknowshowtospot,

it'saprettygirlwithanagenda.

Well,ifshe'sthatparanoid,whyhiremeinthefirstplace?

Well,Ihelpedwiththeinterviews.

Aftermeetingyou,Imayhavelosttheotherresumes.

Sam?

Doyouhaveacrushonme?

I'mnotadmittingnothin'.

Aw.Whydidn'tyoutellme?

Thoughtyouwereoutofmyleague.

Oh,Iam.

Butstill...

It'sgoodtoknow.

Look...lwantyoutobecarefularoundOdessa.

She'ssmart.

NotassmartasIam.

Hola?

Mama?It'sRosie.

Rosie!

Rosie?!

Rosie,you'vegottatakethebaby!

I'mlateformything!

Oh!

Mrs.Peri.Ididn'tseeyou.

Issomethingwrong?

Iwasjusttalkingtomyson.

Isheokay?

He'syoung.

Hedoesn'tunderstandwhyIhaven'tbroughthimhereyet.

Can'thisdadexplainittohim?

Miguel'sfatherdied.

That'swhyIhavetocomehere-towork.

Oh.

So...

I'mlateforafacial.

AndIcan't...missthisappointment,

becauseI'mbeinginterviewedtomorrow,

and...myporesarejust...

Go.

I'lltakecareofyourbaby.

Thanks.

Ah,thecavalryhasarrived.

Andshe'sbroughtdisinfectant.

Hello,Mrs.Powell.Wherewouldyoulikemetostart?

Iwasthinkingthestudy.

That'swhereithappened.

Sorryaboutthebloodandgore.

Iwasgoingtocleanitmyself,

butIwasn'temotionallycapable.

FloraandIweresoclose,yousee.

Don'tworry.I'lltakecareofit.

Justgoandrelax.

Oh,you'reacherub.

That'swhatyouare.You'reaspicylittlecherub.

Sorry.

Forasecondthere,Ithoughtyouweresomeoneelse.

I'mMarisol.

I'mheretocleanyourhome.

Ofcourse.Evelynmentionedthatyouwerestoppingby.

It'sverykindofyou.

Oh,I'mhappytodoit.

Iknowyouandyourwifehavebeenthroughalot.

DidyouknowFlora?

No.

ThisisapicturethatItook.

Shewasverylovely.

Oh,shewassmartandfunnyandvibrant.

Veryambitious.

Areyouambitious...

Marisol?

TherearethingsIwant.

Well,ifyoucontinuetobethisnicetome...

Iwillseetoitthatyougetthem.

Didyoufeedhim?

Ican'thavehimscreamingduringthisinterview.

He'shadhisbottle,

buthemightneedhisdiaperchangedsoon.

Ifyouhumiliateme,wearegoingtohaveaproblem.

Oh,theysentBrendaColfax?

ThiswillbethebestactingIdoallyear.

Brenda!

PeriWestmore.

Howlonghasitbeen?

TheRedCarpetattheOscars.

That'sright.Aw,doyouforgivemeforwhatIsaid?

Aboutyourdress?Ofcourse!

Iwasjusttryingtobefunny.

Andyoucamesoclose.

Ma?Wherehaveyoubeen?Iwasgettingworried.

Iwentshopping.Iboughtussomeclothes.

Clothes?

Yeah,butIwasn'tsureofyoursize.Gotrythison.

Mama...

Whatisthis?

Ournewuniform.We'regonnawearitatwork.

Why?

Because...

Thosepeopleinthathouse,

needtoberemindedofwhatwe'retheretodo.

Richboys...

Theyneverfallinlovewiththehelp.

Trustmeonthis.

Hey.What'sthat?

Alejandro'siPod.

Songshavebeenadded...

ByCarmenLuna.

Explain.

Okay,asyouknow,I'masinger.

No.Younevertellmethis.

Well,Ithoughtthatifhelikedmysongs,

hewouldwannahelpme.

It'snotabigdeal,isit?

Everyday,Iseepeoplewantingthingsfromhim.

Needingmoney.Askingfavors.

Becauseheisagoodman,hefindsithardtosay"no."

It'smyjobtoprotecthimfrompeoplelikethat...

Peoplelikeyou.

ForGodsake,Odessa,thisismydream.

Whatisthattohim?

Iworkinhishouse.

Heshouldcareaboutme.

Doyoucareabouthim?

Yeah.Sure,Ido.

Youdon'tcare.

NotlikeIdo.

Still,Ithinkhewouldenjoyhelpingsomeone,

who'sjuststartingout.

Ifyouplayhimyourmusic,

evenonesong,

Iwillfireyou.

Doyouunderstand?

Good.

Oh.Forwhatitisworth...

Ilistenedtoallyoursongs.

Whatdoyouthink?

Ithinkyoushouldgetanewdream.

So,Peri,IhearScorseseisdirectingthisfilm.

Wereyoustunnedwhenyouheardthathewantedtoworkwithyou?

'CauseIknowIwas.

Rosie,Ithinkthebabyneedschanging.

UnlessthatawfulsmelliscomingfromBrenda.

Ooh.

Oh.

So...you'reabusyactress,andafull-timemother.

Howdoyoudoit?

Itisnoteasy,butIworkreallyhardatit.

Iamaspectacularmom.

AndyourmovieshootsinRome.Willyoutakehimonlocation?

Ofcourse.

Somewomenmaybeabletorunofftoaforeigncountry,

leavingtheirkidbehindwithsomeoneelse,

butIcan't.

Tome,there'snoexcuseforabandoningyourchild.

Switchingtopics,let'stalkaboutyourleadingman.

Mrs.Westmore!

Rosie,bequiet!We'rerolling!

Butthebaby!

Whataboutthebaby?Issomethingwrong?

No,he'sfine.

Hejustsaidhisfirstword.

Oh,myGod!Whatdidhesay?

Hecalledme"Mama."

Somethingwrong?

Elevator.It'snotworking.

Huh.Well,noworries.

Iwilltakethetrayupforyou.

Wait!

Iwilltakeupthetray.

Butyourleg.

Youshouldn'thavetowalkupallthesestairs.

It'smyjob.

Odessa,thisissilly.It's...I...

Youwanttohelpme?

Dust.

Goodmorning,Alejandro.

Morning,Odessa.

Ihopeyousleptwell.

Idid.

Pancakes.

Well,Iknowhowmuchyoulikethem.

Whatisthis?

It'snothing.

Carmen!Whereareyou?!

Carmen!

Stoprightthere.

Aah!

Odessa!Areyouokay?

ImadeyouFrenchToast.

Um...thanks.

Anythingelse?

No.

Sooutofnowhere,Perisays,

"TellRosieshecanseeherlawyertomorrow."

Apparently,shewantstospendsomequalitytimewithourson.

Iwasshocked.

I'mnot.There'sonethingIknowaboutwomen...

Richorpoor,weallwannabethoughtofasgoodmothers.

Justsayit.Say,"Mama."

Oh,comeon!You'renoteventrying!

Thanks.I'lltellhim.

Odessa'sfine,

butthedoctorswannakeepherinthehospitalafewdays,

forobservation.

Well,justmakesuresheknows,I'llpayforeverything.

Okay.Youknow,includinghernew,uh...

Leg.

Yeah.I'lltellher.

What'syournameagain?

Carmen.

Yougotanicevoice,Carmen.

Oh,myGod.Thankyou.

AndifIhaven'tsaidsoyet,

"GoodMorning."

Iwouldliketomakeatoasttomywife.

IknowthatthisisgoingtobethebestbirthdayI'veeverhad,

becausethiswillbethefirstbirthday,

thatIcelebratewithyouasmywife.

-Cheers.-Cheers.

Cheers.

Marisol,youcanservethesoupnow.

Whoonearthcouldthatbe?

MayIhelpyou?

Olivia?

I'msorry,Mr.Stafford.Shejustcamein.

It'sokay,Marisol.

What...what'sgoingon,Olivia?

Broughtyourbirthdaypresent.

Well...that's,um...verynice,

butthisisnotagoodtime.

Guessyou'rehavingaparty,huh?

Michael,

thesearethesamepeopleweinvitedtoyourbirthday,

lastyear.

Ofcourse,noneofthemcallmeanymore.

Iguessthey'reyourfriendsnow.

Pleasedosomething.

IwaswonderingwhatcouldIgiveyou,

tomakethisimportantoccasion?

AndIfoundthis...

Crystalheart.

Isn'titlovely?

Butpleasebecarefulwithit.Okay?

Because...

Igaveyoumyheartoncebefore...

Andyoubrokeit.

Didn'tyou,Michael?

Didn'tyou?!

Okay,that'sit.You'redone.Getoffofme!

Donotscrewwithme,bitch,oryouwilllivetoregretit.

Michael,youwannatalkabouthowunfairlifeis,

well,that'sgreat,'causeIknowallaboutthat.

DoyouwannahearwhatI'velost?

HowI'vesuffered?

Ofcoursenot.'Causetopeoplelikeyou,

I'mjustthewomanwhoopensthedoor.

Iworkedreallyhardonthisdinner.

I'llbedamnedifIletanyoneruinit.

Marisol.

Youhaveajobhereforaslongasyouwantone.

Well...

Tonightwasatriumphforyou.

Ididputonabitofashow.Mm-hmm.

We'veneverseenamaidquitelikeyou.

Well...

Thankyou.

Infact,I'mfairlysure,

you'renotamaid.

AndIcan'twaittofindout,whatyou'rereallydoinghere.

Marisol!

Hey,howareyoudoing?

Notgood.

Iwannagetouttahere,mom.

I'mworkingonit,baby.

I'mworkingonit.